The Reformation Polka  by Robert Gebel   When I was just ein junger Mann I studied canon law;  While Erfurt was a challenge, it was just to please my Pa.  Then came the storm, the lightning struck, I called upon Saint Anne,  I shaved my head, I took my vows, an Augustinian! Oh...   Chorus:  Papal bulls, indulgences, and transubstantiation  Speak your mind against them and face excommunication!  Nail your theses to the door, let's start a Reformation!  Papal bulls, indulgences, and transubstantiation!   When Tetzel came near Wittenberg, St. Peter's profits soared,  I wrote a little notice for the All Saints' Bull'tin board:  "You cannot purchase merits, for we're justified by grace!  Here's 95 more reasons, Brother Tetzel, in your face!" Oh...   Chorus:  Papal bulls, indulgences, and transubstantiation  Speak your mind against them and face excommunication!  Nail your theses to the door, let's start a Reformation!  Papal bulls, indulgences, and tr...